Parker has a new talent, or, some may call it a hobby.
Anytime he gets into a situation that he cannot get out of, he farts. It's so disgusting, but it works wonders! Just last night Sam had him pinned to the ground and Parker let one rip. Just now I tackled him down and was kissing his face mercilessly and he did the same thing to me! It really works because I backed away immediately... it's funny to watch his face because he totally knows what he is doing. He gets really serious, toots, and then looks at you like "You wanna mess with this??"
It could be worse, at least Parker is a boy because boys are supposed to be gross like that!
1 week ago